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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

kingsleyyy:

No lunch for me today.

I’m on a new diet called “I have five dollars until Friday.”

bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown

me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah


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